So are, in no particular order:
-Sexism
-Ageism
-Misogyny
-Fossil fuels
-Global warming denial
-LGBT-phobia including homophobia
-Belief that only two sexes exist
-Belief that a marriage is only between a man and a woman
-Income inequality
-Any other inequality
-Private pensions
-Inherited wealth
-Wealth produced by investments
-Any other wealth
-Conservatism
-Rich bastards
-Calling women love, baby, sugar buns, sweetie, sweetie-pie, flower
-Any uninvited physical contact with women, including jostling on the tube
-Insistence that those who can should pay their way
-Toff accents and toffs in general
-Private medicine
-Private schooling
-Private enterprise
-Private anything
-Clubs that don’t admit women
-Low taxes
-Israel and Jews in general
-‘Austerity’
-Big corporations
-Small businesses
-Colonialism
-Prisons
-Imperialism
-Devouring carcasses of murdered animals
-Reducing immigration
-Elitism
-Defence spending
-Nato
-America, the part between Canada and Mexico
-The entire Western history
-Brexit, perhaps – then again, perhaps not
-Religion (except Islam)
-Monarchy
-House of Lords
-Any war waged by Britain
Naturally, dialectics insists that all BAD THINGS should co-exist with GOOD THINGS. These are, again in no particular order:
-Belief that all sexes and races aren’t just equal but the same
-It’s indeed all rather than both sexes: there are at least 22 of them and counting
-Making the rich poor and the poor, well, still poor
-Greta Thunberg
-Marriage between any two (or more) mammals, provided one of them is human
-Saving our planet
-High taxes, to show the bastards what’s what
-The NHS
-Feminism
-LGBT (add your own letters)
-Socialism (ideally Marxism or, specifically, Trotskyism)
-Banning public schools
-Banning private medicine
-Public ownership of the means of production
-Darwinism
-Hamas, Hezbollah and IRA
-Disarmament, unilateral if must be
-Social housing
-Multiculturalism and racial diversity
-Venezuela
-Short sentences for all crimes other than racism, homophobia and rape
-Wind and solar power
-Working classes, especially if they are out of work
-Strikes, preferably general
-Vegetarianism, ideally veganism
-Union power
-Brexit, perhaps – then again perhaps not
-Early release from any sentences other than for racism, homophobia and rape
-High public spending financed by borrowing
-Unlimited immigration, especially of those wronged in the past by British colonialism and generally superior attitudes
-Third World
-Atheism (except for Muslims)
-Scottish independence, if Nicola votes the right way
-Republicanism
-Any war waged on Britain
If you agree that the BAD THINGS are indeed bad and the GOOD THINGS are indeed good, vote Labour tomorrow. If you don’t, vote Conservative. No sitting on the fence: if you vote for any other party, you might as well vote Labour.
There, I hope I’ve clarified matters. Glad to be of service to our great democracy. But if Corbyn gets in, don’t say I haven’t warned you.
He’s making a list!!!! He’s checking it twice!!! (a tiny speckle of levity we all hope to become famous for)
I don’t hope to become famous for my levity. If I could, I’d be a household name already.
YEP. Merely making such a list can get you in trouble within certain quarters.
I say, you should print off a few thousand of these and hit the streets sharpish!
Too late, my friend. The deal is done and, if you believe Rod Liddle, we’re on the wrong end of it.
Greta just got the Slime uh I mean Time Person of the Year. How you can you all vote against her!! How dare you!!!
That poor child is thoroughly committed. I agree: she should indeed be committed.
Heavy dosage of pharmaceuticals and professional help. Some “private school” maybe will help too wheres he can get the attention she needs.