Submitted by Alexander on 3 April 2014 - 8:10am
Well, certainly not every day. Yet now doctors are saying that five a day, which was the previous recommendation, isn’t enough. That’s bizarre.
Even at a hormonally active age I had better things to do than to go at it like a hyperactive bunny rabbit all day long. Like reading, writing and mercifully very little arithmetic. Occasionally even going to work.
Submitted by Alexander on 2 April 2014 - 8:33am
Nigel Farage has attracted spirited criticism for two separate sets of remarks based on the situation in the Ukraine. Some of the criticism was deserved. But not all of it.
It’s understandable that one political operator may admire another one’s technical command of his craft, without necessarily endorsing the ends to which such mastery is applied. This is what the UKIP leader probably meant when saying that Putin is the politician he most admires.
Submitted by Alexander on 1 April 2014 - 7:31am
Shamed by Nigel Farage’s professed admiration of him, Col. Putin has issued this statement:
“Both personally and as President of the Russian Federation, I am grateful to Mr Farage for this accolade.
“However, I can only regard it as credit issued, something in need of repayment. For, as an honest man, I have to admit that my recent annexation of the Crimea, along with the aggressive wars I earlier launched against Chechnia and Georgia, ill-qualifies me for the admiration of such a great Westerner as Mr Farage.
Submitted by Alexander on 31 March 2014 - 8:18am
The first homosexual marriages taking place in England and Wales filled Dave with pride, or so he says.
I’m happy for him. Because, let’s face it, Dave doesn’t have many real reasons to be proud. Trendy nonentities seldom do.
Submitted by Alexander on 29 March 2014 - 6:04pm
The novelist Mary McCarthy once said about the communist playwright Lillian Hellman that “every word she writes is a lie, including ‘and’ and ‘the’.”
This is absolutely true in spirit. However, technically speaking, it’s a slight exaggeration. A writer is statistically unlikely to rely exclusively on mendacious words in his prose.
Submitted by Alexander on 28 March 2014 - 1:23pm
As far as symbolic gestures go, the UN resolution declaring the Crimean referendum illegal is useful.
Submitted by Alexander on 27 March 2014 - 12:44pm
The Duke of Wellington famously said about his troops, “I don't know what effect these men will have on the enemy, but by God, they terrify me.”
Reading a whole-page recruitment ad for MI5, I felt like saying the same thing, though not exactly in the same spirit.
Submitted by Alexander on 25 March 2014 - 9:36am
Conspiracy theorists are always on the lookout for some secret cabals who rule the world: it may be the Jews, the Masons, the Judaeo-Masons, Opus Dei, the Mafia, the military-industrial complex, banks – or any combination thereof. The list of exciting possibilities is endless.
Submitted by Alexander on 24 March 2014 - 11:12am
James Carville, Bill Clinton’s strategist, famously put electoral politics in a nutshell: “It’s the economy, stupid”.
In other words, people look into their wallets and vote accordingly. The party that delivers, or credibly promises, better economic prospects wins. Simple, isn’t it?
It is. It’s also demonstrably wrong. And, like most political fallacies, this one is based on a false premise.
Submitted by Alexander on 22 March 2014 - 1:39pm
In most of the world’s criminal codes handling stolen goods is criminalised on a par with actually stealing them.
But what’s sauce for the goose of individuals doesn’t seem to be sauce for the gander of states, EU states in particular.
Yet as that quivering aspen proves, tainted money taints the recipient and may ultimately lead to his suicide. This would be a useful lesson for EU spivs to learn, except that they show no signs of ever being able to learn any lessons.