Submitted by Alexander on 9 July 2014 - 1:25pm
I’m always fascinated with modernity’s knack at turning yesterday’s certitudes into today’s laughingstocks.
Conversely, practices regarded as mortal sins when our fathers were young are now described as perfectly valid ‘lifestyle choices’.
Moreover, one can hear all sorts of seemingly logical arguments supporting this shift and also defending each particular ‘choice’.
Submitted by Alexander on 8 July 2014 - 11:52am
Power, said Henry Kissinger, is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
The phrasing was original; the thought behind it wasn’t. Any reader of Greek tragedies circa 400 BC knows that the link between power and sex wasn’t first established in the USA during the Nixon administration.
Men and women of power attract the opposite sex like a magnet held above scattered needles.
It could even perhaps be argued, or certainly observed, that a strong libido typically accompanies a strong lust for power.
Submitted by Alexander on 6 July 2014 - 1:13pm
The neighbourhood girl, whose name I don’t recall, fought hard, but I was stronger.
After a minute or so of desperate struggle I overcame her resistance and planted a kiss on her lips. I might have even felt her up, but I can’t remember that far back.
You see, the incident happened over half a century ago, when both the criminal (I) and the victim (she) were 12 years old. Afterwards, she called me a moron and refused to play with me ever again. I forget how long her resolution lasted.
Submitted by Alexander on 5 July 2014 - 11:09am
St Nicholas is a black-hating racist and so are 92 per cent of the Dutch, rules Amsterdam’s court.
Since only 80 per cent of the Dutch are white, it follows that many of the country’s black people must hate themselves. One can just see them doing a John Terry impersonation in front of the mirror: “What you looking at, you [expletive deleted] black [expletive deleted]?”
The variously coloured Dutch have found themselves in the dock on account of a tradition going back to the mid-nineteenth century.
Submitted by Alexander on 4 July 2014 - 12:54pm
Submitted by Alexander on 3 July 2014 - 11:26am
According to the Anglican clergy, the rejection of Satan, first described in the fictional work known as the Bible, is now complete.
Proving that the papists aren’t the only ones who can use progressive marketing techniques, the C of E has researched its new brand positioning in a wide poll of Anglican clergy.
Submitted by Alexander on 2 July 2014 - 11:35am
The good news is that the European Court of Human Rights has upheld France’s 2010 ban on wearing the niqab in public.
The bad news is that it did so in the name of secularism, which is guaranteed to rebound on the symbols of other religions as well.
The niqab is a religious statement, but then so are the cross and the yarmulke. If we ban one, we must ban them all – aren’t all religions equal? Equally offensive, that is?
Submitted by Alexander on 1 July 2014 - 12:30pm
It always pains me to see two of my friends fall out with each other, as Jean-Claude and Dave did.
So much more gratifying it is then to see them patch up their differences. Now Jean-Claude (or Junk, as he likes his friends to call him) has been confirmed as president of the EU Commission, Dave has apologised for the harsh words he uttered in the distant and long-forgotten past. Three days ago, to be exact.
Submitted by Alexander on 30 June 2014 - 12:04pm
Major cities around the world were yesterday regaled with exuberant homo- trans-sexual festivities going by the name of Gay Pride Day.
New York, London, Paris, Amsterdam, Toronto all witnessed joyful processions of LGBT persons rightly proud of their unorthodox take on human sexuality. And far be it from me to deny that practising various forms of penile or extra-penile gratification is a legitimate source of pride.
Submitted by Alexander on 28 June 2014 - 12:31pm
My nose may be over-sensitive, but I smell trouble.
There are indications that the Catholic Church can follow our own C of E into the abyss of secular PC modernity.
To begin with, when a conservative organisation, which the Church is supposed to be by definition, uses modern polling methods to determine its policy, alarm bells ought to start ringing in every belfry.