Submitted by Alexander on 25 January 2015 - 5:42pm
King Abdullah’s death deeply saddened the heads of both our state and government.
Dave and the Queen manufactured sadness for public consumption with enviable skill, finding some balance between diplomatic protocol and hamming it up.
They then agreed that flags should be flown at half mast over Buckingham Palace, the Houses of Parliament and Westminster Abbey.
Submitted by Alexander on 24 January 2015 - 11:42am
The other day a mortar shell hit a trolleybus stop in the beleaguered Ukrainian city of Donetsk, sending shards of glass, pieces of metal and body parts flying.
Both sides in the conflict blamed each other for the killing of 13 victims, with the bandits calling themselves the Donetsk People’s Republic screaming ‘Stop thief!’ more loudly.
Submitted by Alexander on 23 January 2015 - 12:42pm
Have you noticed how the word ‘trillion’, in whatever currency, has become part of everyday vocabulary?
No one writing about Western economies bothers mentioning puny little millions any longer, and thousands might as well be dirt under our feet. Even the billion, until recently thought to be a fairly respectable monetary unit, has fallen by the wayside.
We, meaning Westerners, are so rich that we think in trillions now. Isn’t it absolutely wonderful?
Submitted by Alexander on 22 January 2015 - 12:50pm
I’ve been trying for years to find a good word to say about the professional Tory Tim Montgomerie of The Times, but he makes it extremely difficult.
So much happier I was to see the title of his today’s article The Church Is Blighted by Its Left-Wing Bias. At last, I thought, preparing to enjoy every word. Tim has finally seen the light and he’s going to shine it upon us.
Submitted by Alexander on 21 January 2015 - 12:43pm
Our time is supposed to be the natural development of the Age of Reason. Yet upon even a cursory examination this Reason strikes one as rather, well, unreasonable.
Submitted by Alexander on 20 January 2015 - 4:48pm
“Mr Blair is still in public life, but he is not bound by its principles,” said Andrew Bridgen, MP. “That needs to be changed.”
Mr Bridgen is mistaken. Tony is bound by the principles of public life hand and foot. What he understands, and Mr Bridgen doesn’t, is that principles mustn’t be confused with ideals.
Submitted by Alexander on 19 January 2015 - 1:53pm
Dominic Lawson, usually a lucid social and political commentator, has just broken an immutable rule to which there are no known exceptions:
Atheists must never, under any circumstances and whatever the provocation, talk about religion, and especially argue against it.
Submitted by Alexander on 17 January 2015 - 2:52pm
Incest is best, according to an 18-year-old American girl who ‘has always identified as bisexual’, and there I was, thinking that ‘identify’ is a transitive verb.
Though she and her father have been ‘dating’ for two years, they now realise co-habitation without marriage is sinful. Consequently they plan to move to New Jersey (the only state where incest is legal), tie the knot and have children.
According to the young lady, this is the most natural thing to do because she and her parental fiancé have much in common.
Submitted by Alexander on 16 January 2015 - 10:20am
As a life-long champion of the ethos of share-care-be-aware, and chairman (and so far the only member) of the Charles Martel Society for Multiculturalism, I welcome every call for religious sensitivity, no matter how seemingly risible.
Every time our Muslim friends have a bit of fun with Kalashnikovs or Semtex such calls become more urgent, and the high moral ground from which they are issued reaches a new plateau.
Submitted by Alexander on 15 January 2015 - 12:25pm
“Security and prosperity go hand in hand,” explained Dave and Barack Hussein in a jointly written, or rather ghost-written, Times article.
“We reaffirm our belief that our ability to defend our freedoms is rooted in our economic strength,” they added.
This belief, if they indeed hold it, is staggering in its ignorance and feeble-mindedness. Yet again I am scared out of my wits realising what kind of nonentities are leading us – all the way to calamity.