Submitted by Alexander on 17 March 2014 - 6:49am
The Chancellor’s severe medical condition was diagnosed at Saturday’s meeting of the Conservative party’s 1922 Committee.
The symptoms included losing touch with reality, manic delusions and illogical, incoherent ranting.
Mr Osborne displayed no such symptoms when the meeting was called to order. However, as senior Tories one by one expressed their concerns about dragging many of their potential supporters into the 40p tax bracket, George was becoming increasingly agitated.
Submitted by Alexander on 15 March 2014 - 3:44pm
Smoking kills, as cigarette packs helpfully inform smokers. For once, it’s not just scaremongering: the link between smoking and cancer, first established by Nazi scientists, has since been amply proved.
Yet no one, apart from professional pressure groups, seems to be worked up about the numerous lobbyists defending the tobacco industry in every country that has one.
Submitted by Alexander on 14 March 2014 - 3:03pm
Many complain that most of our politicians have never had a job outside politics, which is why they don’t understand the real world.
Yet the same charge was never filed against the great statesmen of the past, many of whom boasted similarly limited CVs: Burke, Canning, Pitt, Gladstone and Disraeli spring to mind.
Submitted by Alexander on 13 March 2014 - 12:58pm
Twenty-five years ago Sir Tim Berners-Lee (as he then wasn’t) invented the worldwide web, and surely its anniversary is custom-made for contemplation.
To be fair, this isn’t in short supply, as every columnist in His creation weighs the pros and cons. Yet most of the comments are one- or at best two-dimensional. The dimension they tend to lack is depth.
To say that the net has its pros and cons is to say nothing. Everything has its pros and cons, and certainly every technological invention in history.
Submitted by Alexander on 12 March 2014 - 6:05pm
My friend Dave has kindly provided the real transcript of his speech to the Israeli parliament, stressing that it’s strictly for private use only.
I can understand his reluctance to let the text seep into the mainstream media, for the shoddy research on the part of Dave’s speech writers created a rather embarrassing situation.
Submitted by Alexander on 11 March 2014 - 1:24pm
Actually they hate private anything, including property. That’s why we shouldn’t be surprised that Labour are promising yet another raid on private pensions – this sort of thing is encoded into their DNA.
After all, if we strip socialism of its mendacious slogans (and all its slogans are mendacious), its essence is a commitment to transferring as much power as possible from the individual to the state.
Submitted by Alexander on 10 March 2014 - 11:15am
Having examined 1,141 species of birds, researchers at the Australian National University have disproved yet another Darwinian mantra.
They’ve discovered that, contrary to what Darwin and Darwinists have always maintained, it’s not just male birds who sing their beautiful songs, but also female ones. And neither of them sing to attract sexual mates.
Yet again, when faced with the sheer beauty of the world, Darwinists are found out.
Submitted by Alexander on 8 March 2014 - 12:56pm
This comes from my ‘I Thought I Had Heard Everything’ department.
Col. Vladimir Putin has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize – bet you didn’t guess that. Admittedly he’s only one of 278 candidates, but I’m sure Peter Hitchens and other Western fans will agree he deserves not just to be short-listed but to win.
What better qualifications can one think of than bringing Europe to the brink of a major war? After all, every war is followed by peace, and no doubt, once the Ukraine has been sorted out, peace will ensue.
Submitted by Alexander on 7 March 2014 - 5:44pm
Skegness Magistrates’ Court has handed a suspended sentence to a young man who admitted an act of sexual penetration with a Staffordshire bull terrier.
Submitted by Alexander on 6 March 2014 - 1:57pm
If you still have doubts that the world has gone mad, this will dispel them. The American firm Wilder Publication has seen fit to attach the following disclaimer to the title page of Kant’s three Critiques in one volume: